Insert diatribe on how inappropriate it is to have a disco for kids in Kindy here.

Otherwise referred to when good kids go bad... I don't care how much fun they have. I don't care how loud the girls can squeal and be allowed to get away with it. I don't care how too cool for school the boys become and just chase each other around outside the school hall instead. Constructs such as the school disco should be reserved solely for 6th grade, just at the onset of puberty and that excrutiating age when you start to have all those feelings and emotions and absolutely nowhere to channel them. THAT is the time for a school disco and all the chances for public humiliation hideousness.