Glamorouse

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Some poetry

Ode to Iku Oh Iku, food bastion of vegans and other herbal types divine rice balls, tofu pockets of goodness salad dressing I wish to bathe in but WHY did I ever think a brown lentil casserole would do anything else but wreak havoc on my bowels and create my own personal ozone hole quietly proud of volume and smell as cramping pains slowly subside over 24 hours later.

10 Comments:

Blogger Bec of the Ladies Lounge said...

There were other comments here before, and in the way of Blogger's mystery eating habits, there may be comments here again.

There were other poems too, including a very-close-to-haiku that was absolutely bloody brilliant, titled "Bugglers are Fucktards".

but it's gone, and I'm sad. but Bugglers are Fucktards remains my motto.

Try your history, Kim, see if it's cached somewhere?

5/03/2006 10:43:00 pm  
Blogger Kim said...

Yeah - there were two, and I thought I deleted the other one - leaving my bugglers alone. But obviously not.

It's times like now I wonder why the fuck I bother to express when I barely got 80mls from both...not each.

5/03/2006 11:35:00 pm  
Blogger blackbird said...

I've got a candle for you.
You and your, um, ozone hole.

5/04/2006 12:52:00 am  
Blogger MsCellania said...

Oh DEAR!
I've had the joys of the Thunder Pot experience - where you pray for relief then are horrified at how explosive and fume-y your prayers have been answered.

I made Lentil Loaf for Thanksgiving once. The entire family was furious with me for 3 days thereafter. Now? I cook a turkey with nary a legume in sight.

Well, at least you have gone and purged yourself. But don't light any matches for another day or two...

5/04/2006 01:35:00 am  
Blogger Suburban Turmoil said...

But what IS iku?

5/04/2006 03:09:00 am  
Blogger Miss Eagle said...

Glad I'm not alone in my bodily response to brown lentils.

5/04/2006 06:23:00 am  
Blogger My float said...

A family of boys - they must have loved that performance from you!!

5/04/2006 07:44:00 am  
Blogger Surfing Free said...

Yup, you need to work up slowly to the vegan/vegetarian thing. I've been a vegetarian for almost 15 years and I think I could gnaw on hay and my bowels wouldn't bat an eye ... odd metaphors however ...

I'm sorry I missed the Bugglers are Fucktards.

5/04/2006 09:02:00 am  
Anonymous Angie said...

Hahahaha!

5/05/2006 10:28:00 am  
Blogger mar said...

He, he. Only: what is Iku? should I just go ahead and google that? :)

5/06/2006 04:45:00 am  

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