Bloggers' Block
The real thing was that my bus was sitting at the stop for quite some time and the more I looked at sunglass guy the more I realised there was something else wrong.
Really wrong.
I don't know if I can describe this properly but his sunglasses didn't touch his ears.
Not by a country mile. And at first I thought: "Hey, he's wearing his sunglasses abnormally high on his head." (which, by the way, was bald except for a snowy white comb-over that spoke of glossy blond hair in years gone by).
Then I looked closer and thought: "Oh. My. God. He has abnormally low-set ears!"
(Who knew there was a real live medical condition for this?)
And then, in case anyone thinks the point of this post is that I ride the bus in order to mock deformed strangers, I thought: "Thank god, something really sensible to blog about."
Block gone. Over it. Moving On.
Mtc
Bec
10 Comments:
Will Smith suffers this condition. Every time I see one of his movies, I think; ears keep growing your whole life. I wonder when his will be the proper size for his head? Maybe at 80?
I didn't know your husband was a cradle-robber. My ever-lovin' is 8 years younger than me. And I feel like I am rearing 3 sons all the time. I shoulda gone for an older man.
Glad to hear the Block Be-Gone worked.
I wonder how Will handles the sunglasses thing? bet he doesn't just pretend his ears are three inches higher and jam his side pieces into the flesh of his skull where his ears should be!
WV is frtrfr, does that sound rude to you?
You're back. I hate bloggers block! Thankful the cure was simple - and a great headline to boot! "Baby boomer at bus stop cures bloggers block"
Ok, so I haven't quite woken up yet. Welcome back!
Weird humans are always good ... in fact you have given me the courage to talk about the weird human I passed on my walk to work this morning. I blogged it, naturally :)
That is really funny. Sometimes it's great to have a funny situation just to get those writing juices flowing. Cool post.
I am laughing so hard. 'At last something sensible to blog about.' Priceless.
I have bloggers block every day. So I just post another picture of my view. I need some deformed humanity in my life.
If only I could get the right cable for my phone camera, I could have taken his pic through the bus window!!
And wow, Complimenting Commenter, that was very nice of you. Is this what you do? Roam around saying nice things on people's blogs? Because I think that is very, very sweet.
Really? the concept of someone going around just being nice to people kinda irritates me.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't want people tellling me I suck, but being nice all the time. It's just so draining.
Irony, darling, irony.
This is just playing to my current levels of pettiness, stupidity and introspection.
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