Nude Tuesday
I'm not sure anyone has recovered from my nude ablutions dream from last week to regale you with further dreams of public nudity and unavoidable humiliation...
Bec - I DREAM of being able to lie on my back - for ANY activity. I think it was about week 8 my lower back kicked out and the sciatica trully kicked in, so as I'm trudging through week 31, battling off a cold/flu thing, realising half way through uni tonight that "gee that feels like a period pain" and coming home to a pink wipe (I know you'll know what I mean) I am dreaming of:
- sleeping on my back
- not having that weird burning feeling as my ligaments stretch beyond the bounds of my body's known universe
- a big wee
- a normal poo
- not needing a toilet ever hour - at least
- no heartburn
- to be able to bend over
but most of all...
to drink alcohol without guilt whenever I feel like it.
Oh, and I reckon the incubus has a twitch or something as instead of dull thuds I get these spasms of action, which I imagine, if I were to have a fit, would look a lot like what it feels like is going on inutero.
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