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Bec? Bec? are you lost in your sewing room repairing underwires into bras? Have you been swallowed up in a kitchen renovation? Has crankiness eaten you alive? Come back! Come back! Save people who arrive here from my general malaise and jaded view on life by more, well malaise and jadedness, but done with so much more clever wit and humour. Don't make me beg.